Bank Fires and Banker 'Suicides'

Stranger and stranger (not):

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/02/05/warehouse-fire-argentina_n_4732985.html

As Prof J Farrell points out, quite difficult to kill yourself with a nail gun, in the back of your head, eight times:

http://gizadeathstar.com/2014/02/news-views-nefarium-feb-12-2013-parts-one-two-thank-tube/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+GizaDeathStar+%28Giza+Death+Star%29